Plumptious Pea says; goodnight world..

Plumptious Pea says; goodnight world..

Aural: Once Upon an 'O'

Plumptious Pea: No matter your size, accept yourself & always aspire to..ROCK YOUR BODY..

Plumptious Pea: No matter your size, accept yourself & always aspire to..ROCK YOUR BODY..

Plumptious Pea: A 36 year labour of love to love my body..

Plumptious Pea: A 36 year labour of love to love my body..

Plumptious Pea: Twin Pea~ks!

Plumptious Pea: Twin Pea~ks!

Plumptious Pea at the Park

Plumptious Pea at the Park

Plumptious Pea’s Bathtime..

Plumptious Pea’s Bathtime..

Plumptious Pea

Plumptious Pea

Plumptious Pea says: Make a Wish..

Plumptious Pea says: Make a Wish..

I made it into Molly’s Top 5 #SinfulSunday Round~Up 110!

I will neversit here and pretend I don’t like being a part of a creative collective. I have discovered in the last 14 months, that I loveto create, be it with words, sounds or photography. Anyone not so new to this blog, knows the story. If you don’t, come delve into my archives to find other snippets on it, too. I will never sit here and say ‘stats don’t bother me’ I’m certainly not as fastidious in checking my stats these days, but, I do still like to look casually once a day to see where my traffic is coming from and to simply see how much traffic my blog posts are able to generate. And even more excitingly, what countries you’re all from. It tickles me, I cannot deny. I still don’t know if I do this blogging malarky correctly. I used to worry about it. I don’t anymore. I used to wonder if it was a bonafide blog. What were the rules? Would I been seen as a ‘sex blogger’ although, that wouldn’t bother me either. But the fact is, there isn’t actually much about my sex life on here. I love being as open as I’ve learnt to become. But, what I do know is, is that there are no rules for blogging. That, yes, I do blog for myself first and foremost, why not, I enjoy what I do. But, I do also undeniably love that people come to read it and {said with pride} enjoy knowing that. I’m a far cry from the woman you would have met 14 months ago. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still not perfect {I’m working on that!} But 14 months ago, I didn’t have anything for me. Although, I’m still learning how relationships work & that, frankly, at least I own the knowledge that I can be a pain in the ass. But, once I’ve put my trust in you, you couldn’t ask for a more loyal person. These days, I’m able to walk out of my house without worrying sick about how others perceive me. I indulge in my deep seated passion for photography {although, sadly, I’m still waiting to pick up that beautiful piece of equipment I was bought and start to become one with it} I’ll get there. I will. So, this might seem a long convoluted piece just to tell you that I made it into the Top 5 of Molly’s #SinfulSunday Round~Up, but it’s just because I’m not afraid to admit and I’m going to darn well advertise it, that I am totally tickled pink that I managed that again. It means that alongside my daft ideas and saying to Beau last week, I bought some fragile parcel tape for 74p! and we’re going to wrap my boobs tight in it and spiral it down my body. And I have nail varnish already, to match the lettering colour. And even though once I was bound, I couldn’t breathe. And getting on the bed bound in tape not designed for the human body and certainly not designed to ‘give’ at all was a challenge. And we laughed so hard, that made it even harder to breathe. And when we’d finished we cut the tape anywhere it gave, but still had to peel it like some bastard of a plaster off the delicate flesh of my breasts. And the air was filled with ooos ohs and argh ouchies! I managed to create the vision in my head just as I wanted. It makes for a very happy Pea, let me tell you. So, a thank you to Molly, for having SinfulSunday in place. I have a place where not only can I post my creativity on my blog, but I have a place elsewhere to post it, so it ensures a much wider audience sees it too. I am so cool with that. So, yeah. Top 5 Baby!  Come check out the Round~Up and the lovely words left for me on my image.. Pea ~x~

WickedWednesday #53 Party! An Ode

Happy

1st

Birthday,

WickedWednesday!!

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An Ode..

There is a not~so~secret place

A Rebel once made a year ago for creativity to thrive

A place where it is of no importance of your face

Where minds meet and community comes alive

You should push the ether door wide open

And let your infinite imagination run free

Because who knows where it will take you, far away

The lady encourages us to visit & leave a sexily wicked notion

The Name? Oh, of course, it’s Wicked Wednesdee!

Come, click on the icon below & let her show you the pathway..

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Pea

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What’s a PARTY! without Cake, Iced Writing & Candles?

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Sinful Sunday: Breakfast in Bed

Breakfast in Bed..

..is always a nice treat

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The Famous Five & Pea, Go A~Giggling..

The Famous Five and Pea, Go A~Giggling.. Part 1 

It always takes some time to process in my puny brain, huge exciting happenings in my life. The only remedy for this, is to have MANY more awesome happenings in my life. I think you’d all agree.

Sometime at the beginning of May I had a brief conversation with my friend, whom most of you know as ‘Mina’. I’ve now known her for a year & as a few others do, by several other names, too. I swear she likes to confuse me. I digress. We were exchanging DMs as I recall and I briefly touched on the fact that as of a few days earlier I was no longer the owner of a laptop. Naturally, she asked why. I didn’t go into too much detail but the general jist was, that I was funding a move closer to my Beau. Ideally before the summer was out. And we moved on to another subject.

As I’ve mentioned several times, what landed in my email the next day, flabbergasted me. She was kindly offering a laptop she had at home, left over after upgrading. She explained a few things. The biggest thing she explained was that it made sense to actually bring it over to me, rather than incur the huge carrier charges and/or risk it being damaged. The flights were surprisingly inexpensive, certainly against the cost of everything else these days. Well, in all honesty, all I could think was; my wonderful friend is coming to visit!

We finalised dates, times etc over the next few days. She would be arriving early evening of Friday the 10th & staying until very early morning of Wednesday the 15th. It actually fell in perfectly with my youngest being at his father’s until the Monday lunchtime. It meant she didn’t have to endure him for longer than needed. He’s a boisterous one, that little man of mine. I have to admit to getting a little stressed as to where Mina was going to sleep. I have a 3 bed terraced, all rooms are accounted for. But, with my soon to be 13 year old away for a couple of nights too, it did make it easier.

I wanted to make this very special for Mina. She was going out of her way to help a friend. She was leaving hubby & having him pet~sit for a lengthy time. I instantly thought about organising a Tweet~Up for anyone that wanted to come along for an afternoon of coffee & giggles in a lovely Costa Coffee I like, for the Sunday. It has sofas downstairs & is a place to really relax. And we did. I tweeted for a week asking if anyone was interested. More about that later.

Also, towards the end of the week, Nessa, another lovely lady I chat to on Twitter, and I, were chatting and it got around to her mentioning needing a little break. Instantly I thought, right, I have a spare bed. And so I told her if she wanted to come up for the weekend, she was more than welcome to. Nessa was here from Saturday lunchtime til Monday morning. More about that later, too.

Then I panicked. I knew I ‘needed’ things to make Mina’s stay a lot nicer. And now Nessa’s! So, I bought pretty bedding, actually matching bed sets for both the single & double bed. My son’s double duvet said ‘Lazy’ in black and grey & my little man’s was a Thomas the Tank set.  I needed them to be pretty! I had already bought Mina new bright pink towels and some Lush bath products. I put a little bowl of fruit by her bed along with some paperback smut. You know, just in case.. I bought Nessa a lamp as I knew she liked to read, too.

I had asked Mina what sort of things she liked, food wise, things she couldn’t get so readily over there. So, bagels & cream cheese were bought. And a few bottles of wine. You know, for relaxational purposes. And, there.. set.

I was READY! I couldn’t wait.

Oh. I have a confession. At nearly 36 years of age, this would be the first time ever, that I would have friends staying over. Yes, I’ve been under that rather large rock over there for an eternity it seems.. :)

Pea ~x~

To be continued..

Wicked Wednesday #52: Daydream

Daydream

Wednesday and 9.am ticks by, the day has only just begun

in her office she daydreams, swaddled by a ray of sun

of bagels, cream cheese, coffee and a cherry~iced bun

of fucking and deep urges of terribly promiscuous fun

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Closing her eyes, the hum of gossiping secretaries, fading

out the window morals fly, frolicking free with a cartoon cloud

leaning back on her chair, her cunt clearly doesn’t need persuading

over the day several unannounced meetings and many a cock is plowed

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Never a name is exchanged, barely a glance witnessed through grunts

but this is where her body and mind led her, over her desk, legs splayed

her animalistic, hedonistic urges sated and cocks proud of their hunts

light streams as eyes open, 10am meeting and out of her office she sashayed.

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Welcome to my WickedWednesday offering.. The prompt being Promiscuous

I hope you enjoy my words

Pea

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Sinful Sunday Best..

Welcome to my submission for this week’s SinfulSunday

And boy! did I have some fun

You just might be able to tell..

Pea

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Sometimes, I like my man in his Sinful Sunday Best.. 

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